Stolen Hearts. Vintage Souls

Friday, February 4, 2011

HOW TO STOP SOMEONE BECOMING YOUR BOYFRIEND

And how to take care of your pet Gremlin

1. Never get them wet -- in other words, don't let them take a shower at your place.

2. Keep them away from sunlight -- i.e., don't ever see them during the day.

3. Never feed them after midnight -- meaning, he doesn't sleep over, and you don't have breakfast with him. Ever.

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